That said, since the tournament ended, there have been
some allegations thrown around. Some people, analyzing the video, think that a
member of the Puerto Rican team cheated in the finals (and who knows how many
other matches off-camera). The video in
question can be found here: Was Jorge
Iraman Trying To Stack His Deck at the World Magic Cup?
Now, I’m positive that the DCI is investigating this at
the moment – that is, after all, their job. So I’m not here to pass judgment or
blame or even say if I think he actually did cheat or not. But one thing that
this event does highlight is that players need to be careful. At competitive
events with cash (or plane flights, or trophies) on the line, people will cheat,
and we need to be prepared for it.
Today, we’re going to go into a couple of different ways
that someone can try to cheat you, and some easy remedies for it. Note that I’m
specifically talking about ‘things that will get him disqualified if a judge is
watching.” This is not meant to address someone trying to Jedi-Mind-Trick you
into using Esper Charm on yourself. Slimy play is an entirely different thing
from cheating.
The methods that a cheater will use vary greatly. Go
watch a few magicians (the ‘real’ kind, not the ones playing MtG – the guys who
make stuff disappear, or manage to pull
a royal flush out of a falling deck of cards [Source: Reddit, thanks /u/SlimGrim])
and you’ll see that their acts are likely very different. Same goes with MtG
cheaters – the ways that they can cheat are as numerous as the stars, and there’s
absolutely no way that you can be trained to identify and stop all of them.
A quick aside here on what you should do if you notice
someone cheating. Immediately raise your hand and call for a judge. Ask to
speak to him away from your opponent. The judge is trained in being able to
investigate these situations. He will make inquiries into the situation and, if
unsure, discuss things with the head judge (if the event is large enough to
merit multiple judges). They will come to a conclusion and everyone can abide
by it – one way or another. It is not your job to execute a punishment. It is
not your job to determine guilt. Your job, as a player, is merely to bring the
matter to the attention of a judge if you believe that something suspicious is
going on.
Good, now that we’ve covered that, the first major ways
that people are going to cheat happen before the game even starts. Our cheater
sits down at the end of the last round and carefully stacks his deck to be
perfectly spell-spell-land-spell-spell-land all the way through. This devious
player is now guaranteed two or three lands in his opening hand, with a third
land on the way quickly if he doesn’t have it. Of course, we all know that he
has to shuffle before he actually presents, so he makes a great show of cutting
the deck a few times in front of you before passing it over. You cut the deck
and begin play. He doesn’t mulligan, because his deck is still stacked.
However did that happen?
This is called mana weaving, and it’s one of the oldest
cheats in the book. By mana weaving, you make your spell-land density uniform
across your deck. This is not randomized. It is important to know the
difference between a completely randomized set and something that it uniformly
distributed. In this case, they’ll even look similar to the naked eye. The
couple of cuts that have gone into the deck will make minor inconsistencies in
the perfect weave, but the vast majority of the deck will still be prearranged.
Similar things can happen with a variety of other cheats.
Subtly moving a card to the bottom of the deck, then manipulating your shuffle
to bring it to the top is not only possible, but extremely easy. Doing the same
so that the card ends up in the middle of the deck, slightly off-kilter to
encourage you to cut directly to the card, is also possible. It’s even possible
to do this while nominally rifle shuffling the deck. There are dozens of
variations on these cheats, but they all boil down to the same thing – deck stacking.
How can we stop things like this? Simple, actually. The
number one defense against deck stacking, mana weaving, and any kind of
nonsense is twofold, and actually required
by the rules of Competitive REL tournaments.
He must present his deck to you to shuffle. You, as a
cheating-conscious player, should pick up his deck and shuffle it. I don’t mean
cut it. I mean shuffle. You are well within your rights to randomize the deck
however you find sufficient as long as you don’t damage the cards. (I’d like to
take an aside here and remind you to be gentle with your opponent’s deck. We’d
like to think that our cards are important to us, and could even be worth a
fair bit of cash. No reason to cause damage here. Just be a little gentle with
them.)
Cheaters practice at what they do. There’s a good chance
that you won’t notice it if they shuffle in a slightly shady manner. However,
but shuffling the deck thoroughly – every time, even after he just searches the
bottom five cards for a land off his T1 Evolving Wilds – will prevent any kind
of weaving or searching or ordering of his deck.
Realize that – you can completely blunt an angle of
cheating by playing fairly! That’s awesome.
Some other methods of cheating are a little more
insidious and require us to actually pay attention to things. Periodically keep
track of the opponent’s number of cards in hand – ask him if need be, and write
the information down on your life pad. If it seems like he has more than he
should, look back and make sure. If he has drawn an extra card at some point,
call a judge – that’s a game loss for a good reason. For all you know, he could’ve
subtly moved a Batterskull back to his hand after you Cliqued it away.
There’s one more kind of cheating that I’ve heard about –
but admittedly never experienced myself. It’s most endemic at small store FNM’s,
especially involving players that don’t necessarily have the best grasp of the
rules, or if there’s no official judge present. It usually involves one player
bullying the others into accepting ‘his ruling’. Often this player is just
lying because he thinks he can get away with it and win the tournament as a
result, but sometimes it’s accidental. As always, your best weapon is simply
knowledge – know the game you are playing. I’m not saying that you need to be
Judge-level-knowledgeable (though that certainly helps) but if you have a smart
phone, there are plenty of apps that let you look up a rule if there’s a
dispute. (I’d like to publically call out MTGJudge from the iTunes App Store on
this one, because it is a *spectacular* resource that also provides a card
lookup.) Don’t be afraid to bring the question to an outside party. Remember –
your opponent has a vested interest in you losing! Don’t trust that his ruling
is correct.
In conclusion, know your rules, and be willing to look
them up if you’re uncertain. Shuffle your opponent’s deck. Make sure that you
are clear in your declarations and actions during the game, and you’ll find that
a healthy amount of cheating just isn’t possible against you anymore.
Personally, that’s worth the extra thirty seconds of
shuffling to me. I bet the Taiwanese national team feels the same way, and are
extremely happy that they didn’t just leave that Etched Champion on the top.
Also, congratulations to the Taiwanese team. They played
some great magic throughout the weekend and provided quite a bit of quality
entertainment for me and my friends. I’m already looking forward to the next
segment of the year – complete with 2 GP’s, a couple of Star City Games events,
and countless other opportunities for me personally– not to mention judging and
some other projects I’m working on.
It’s a good time for Magic, cheaters or not. Let’s make
the best of it.
Till Next Time,
Andrew
[Editor's Note: It has been brought to my attention that Mike Flores has written a few articles on this topic as well. Please find links to them if you'd like some additional reading:
The Miser's Guide To Savage Cheats
How To Cheat
Thanks to /u/0rangeSoda on Reddit for the tip! Enjoy!]
Till Next Time,
Andrew
[Editor's Note: It has been brought to my attention that Mike Flores has written a few articles on this topic as well. Please find links to them if you'd like some additional reading:
The Miser's Guide To Savage Cheats
How To Cheat
Thanks to /u/0rangeSoda on Reddit for the tip! Enjoy!]
Great article. Looks like you made a typo on twitch.tv though.
ReplyDelete"you to head over to the Wizards twitch.tv page (www.twitch.tc/magicprotour) and check out a couple of the matches."